Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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