Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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