doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Kiss
Puke
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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