I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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