What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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