YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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