Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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