Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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