Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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