gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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