Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
so much tequila, so little girl.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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