On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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