I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I wear drunk well.
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