I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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