so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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