What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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