i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
did i just pee glitter
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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