Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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