next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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