I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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