he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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