sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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