She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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