I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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