we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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