Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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