Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We need to rekindle our bromance
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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