I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
