i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Randomize
