You work out of a Hotel?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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