"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he shaved USA in his pubs
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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