is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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