I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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