how can u be prego again
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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