non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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