im drinking this country out of the recession.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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