What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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