Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Sorry about my life...
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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