You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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