Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I have post one night stand depression
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