Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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