why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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