It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Girls should come with a carfax report
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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