Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Send help, water and tortillas.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
