Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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