so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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