so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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