Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
