i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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