I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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