the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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