I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Randomize
