idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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