Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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