Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Randomize
